> *When an iranian writes in english*
>
> *This letter was written by an employee of the NIOC
> (National Iranian Oil
> Company) back in the I960's to his American boss,
> Mr.Hamilton*.
>
> Dear Mr.Hamilton
> I, the undersigned, have worked in the NIOC in
> Masjed-Solyeman for three
> years, but since Mr.Ahmadi transferred here
> everything has changed.
>
> I don't know "what a wet wood I have sold him" that
> from the very first day
> he has been "pulling the belt to my lift" With all
> kinds of "cat dancing" he
> has tried to become the "eye and the light" of
> Mr.Wilson.
> He made so much "mouse running" that finally
> Mr.Wilson "became donkey", and
> appointed Mr.Ahmadi as his right hand man, and told
> me to work "under his
> hand"
>
> Mr.Wilson promised me that next year he would make
> me his right hand man,
> but "my eye didn't not drink water", and I knew that
> all these were "hat
> play", and he was trying to put a "hat on my head" I
> "put the seal of
> silence to my lips" and did not say anything. Since
> that he was just "putting
> watermelon under my arms" Knowing that this transfer
> was only "good for his
> aunt", I started begging him to forget that I ever
> came to see him and
> forget my visit altogether. I said "you saw camel,
> you did not see camel"...
> .but he was not "getting of the devils donkey"..
> ."what headache shall I
> give you" I am now forced to work in the mail house
> with bunch of "blind,
> bald, height and half height" people. "Imagine how
> much my ass burns"
>
> Now Mr.Hamilton, "I turn around your head" you are
> my only hope and my "back
> and shelter"... ."I swear you to the 14 innocents"
> please "do some work for
> me"...."in the resurrection day l'll grasp your
> skirt"... ."I have six head
> bread eaters" I kiss your hand and legs"
>
> Your servant

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